merm

an abbreviation for the word mermaid.

holla at yo mermz.

by fritzehh August 25, 2009

Mermaid

A rather peculiar looking woman with striking mermaid qualities.

Renise was something of a mermaid. She had long wild hair, and was very thin and sea-like.

by Earl Annie Edna October 28, 2008

mercy sex

It's what you pretty much end up with as a result of an ill fated "Fix Up Date"and the guy is just so pathetic cause of a divorce or some other normal catastrophe that any woman would toss back 2 Cosmos and move on..

" So i saw Brian a second time..and dang..it was so just draining to hear it over and over so i got to where mercy sex was either a placebo or anesthetic..the sex we won't even discuss....Hey!! Waiter more Cosmos here..!!

by MADELINEB February 8, 2008

merm

man + perm = merm; usually described in reference to a man with curly hair that could be a perm.

I can't compete with merm

by Leather August 7, 2006

Mercyhurst College

A catholic school established in 1926. Known for having around 3000 students, this small private college has a division one hockey team that won the NCAA championships in 2007.

This school is nondenominational, yet forces its students to take religion courses.

Student one: Hey lets drink tonight
Student two: Yea want to drink at Mercyhurst College?
Student one: no way, and have god and the nuns find out?

by Mtatav January 11, 2009

Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.

I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)

by daPillock December 10, 2010

Mermaid

Is a mystical creature that's human, but from the waist down, has an aquatic tail, and bigger lungs for swimming in the ocean. Mermaid being (female), and Merman being (male). They were probably mistaken for manatees in ancient times.

The word is also used nowadays to describe people that completely love the beach, also known as a beach rat.

I once knew a mermaid, she loved sex on the beach.

by Shapeshifter89 February 2, 2014