mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

by Texaskris December 23, 2023

Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018

dirty water mermaid

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave

She is my dirty water mermaid

by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024

Mermaiding

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

by pb&mj July 30, 2019

mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).

Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.

by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022