Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.

Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!

by Ruxy September 26, 2023

Josh merchant

Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x

Josh merchant is hot

by HughJass69_420 October 30, 2019

Hailey merchant

stinky

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.

by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.

Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.

Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.

by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022