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Dirty Manning

When you slide your nuts and butt hole across a chick face simply for your own amusement.
(Man to friend) "i saw this chick wearing a peyton manning jersey and it inspired me to slide up on her and give her a hall of fame dirty manning"
by Runnamukk775 September 12, 2016
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The Real Meanings of Internet Words

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)
What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk
by MDubs and RDubs November 16, 2010
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Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.
"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."
by ACAT November 7, 2012
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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns June 8, 2007
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Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010
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Spider-manning

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.
"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"
by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013
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