Melvin

A front wedgie.

“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”

by POONTANGODOWN October 13, 2018

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin

Melvin is a gay that suck at playing games. He usually has a lot of friends, but he prefer to sleep than socialize with other

Boy : Look how gay melvin is

by Mr. Osas November 23, 2021

Melvin

The opposite of Mellose

Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.

by Wende M.A. January 9, 2022

Melvin

An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.

You are such a Melvin!

by existiert September 25, 2023

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 1, 2010