Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.

Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.

by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.

1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin

by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019

Milky Melvin

To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.

Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.

by Methium Webster's definitions August 19, 2022

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Melvin

Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz

Bro look at that melvin! Hes so mischievous

by Gunawan47 January 23, 2023

Melvin

A gay guy that is super short and annoying.

DId you see that gay short guy there

He is such a Melvin

by Gamer25 November 28, 2019