Melon Head

Of or relating to an unusually large cranium that is in the general shape of the melon family of fruit.

Is that a watermelon or your melon head behind the wheel?

by Will McDunn July 20, 2008

Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.

They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.

by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005

melon head

Melon head a person with a massive head almost looks like a melon suprisingly. Even though this kid trys ton get through wothout being called melon head there always is one whilst u try to sneak into the room shouting out MELOOOOOONNNNN HHHEEEAADDDD then the whole class will join in with laughter

random dude:look he has a melon head
Random dude 2: i heard that we shall call him melon head

by Djsmoohty September 22, 2009

crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

by ThePants June 1, 2005

Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

dirty melon

A really small round ass

I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!

by Steezy J October 18, 2010