Matilda

If you ever meet a Matilda do not lose her. She is probably one of the nicest and optimistic girls out there, Not only is she incredibly beautiful but her smile will lighten up your day. She is very intelligent and athletic at the same time. She is Absolutely Amazing and i Wish she was mine. Please Don't be like me and make her yours.

Man i Wish Matilda liked me the way she likes you.

by Dedrull September 4, 2019

matirkil

An ancient sexual curse which brings on a strong desire to have a sexual encounter specifically a Ménage à trois with two charming slight overweight roommates.

She was cursed by a Shaman to forever desire a matirkil with her two roomates

by Dr Fenn November 5, 2019

matilda from tdk

best mod, better than zoro. she has so many friends and just prestiged so now she is poor 😔 you should be her friend. i-- I MEAN SHE-- doesn't like toxic people but she's friends with everyone

random peasant: oh hi matilda

matilda from tdk: who are you

peasant: idk i just joined

matilda from tdk: welcome peasant i hope you stay

by MatildaJWX October 21, 2020

Martix181

Interesting personality. A real dungeon master. Likes gachi remixes, Soviet car industry. Maintains a channel on YouTube Martix181. Makes mashups while drinking a white monster in his defunct Toyota supra. Сan do anything, just doesn't want to Hates niggers, likes kindness and positive.

Here it is the legend of the Russian automobile industry and the nail in the coffin lid Lada Vesta SV cross Martix181.
If gachi doesn't come out for a couple of weeks or longer, then I ran out of ideas/motivation/or I just chill and scored a dick on the channel until a new creative period Martix181.

Coffee as the meaning of life Martix181

by Fenn3c October 23, 2020

matis

sux

matis sux

by matissux April 22, 2021

Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include: Hangloitis or tum-a-necaps
(symptoms are almost immediately active when u have this disease.)
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!!

: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglotudafloitis or tuma-nekaps

women tend to go crazy and it is very common to change their emotions As well intensify’s their sex drive.

Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of senario. They attempt to mock the disease with enhancements and silly pills but the Real Madixi normus syndrome or disease lies dormant and passed down usually if your father had it. No medication is necessary!!!

While getting my monthly physical today the doctor told me I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome.

by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Matilde

Matilde is not the best person you can meet: she’s eccentric, egocentric and selfish. But she’s also sarcastic, funny and optimistic. She can always make people laugh and everyone loves being around her. She always needs to have someone to depend on because she’s a bit childish and hates responsibilities. Matilde is good at solving other people’s problems but not hers. She always has to find a way to stand out, to be unique. But she’s not a bad person, she’s only full of difects, but we love her for this.

“I was sad but then Matilde arrived.”

by melonfiga November 21, 2021