matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Mathee

A Mathee is a rare uccurence but once you see one you wil never forget him with an apperance like a greek god and a glow about him that makes girls wet and guys feel insecure. Once you talk to a Mathee you know why people followed Jesus only jesus never laughs and Mathee does. All Mathee`s follow a strikt diet of Mixed nuts wich supercharge thear brain.

have you seen any mixed nuts? No Mathee ate them all!

by The one only M October 8, 2019

Mateo + Christine

A cute ship that everyone agrees on, also usually They turn out to have lots of disagreements between each other.

They usually go to school together

Boy one: " I ship you with Christine"
Boy two: "Ohhhhh Mateo + Christine"
Boy one: "Haha"

by SWEDISH MEATBALLS!(from choir) October 16, 2019

matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Mathew Bakey

A bitch as simp who no one likes and likes to fucc guys anally if you meet one you will want to commit suicide and beware he talks shit about you but he wont say it to your face.

OMG Why is Mathew Bakey here no one even likes him

IKR

by the nigga who eats da pp August 13, 2020

Mateo Kovacic

A phenomenally skillful player who is not rated by virgins on FT because he dosen't statpads or commits 7 haircuts in 4 days. In short the best, player on the ball, who helps his team win immensely.

My boyfriend is like mateo kovacic, he always makes me finish, unlike himself.

by Metalm\m/ December 10, 2020

Mathboss

Nerd that plays popular games Genshin Impact and frequents anime. Aces all his exams

Mathboss: Coming the Gi?
Mathboss: Y doe da betray?

by Tectone March 27, 2021