Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

matchablossom 

A ship name for Joe and Cherry from Sk8 the Infinity♾️

Weeb 1:Hey do you ship anyone in Sk8?
Weeb 2: Definitely Matchablossom.

matchablossom by Otakuforwhat March 26, 2021

Mach Jesus 

Something traveling above a "reasonable speed"

My and my buddy went on a beer run last night driving at Mach Jesus in his 2nd gen dodge

Mach Jesus by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021

mach chicken 

An undefined velocity of an object in motion usually applying to something moving very quickly. Most often used when person using word is in an excited state of storytelling.

He was driving his truck at “mach chicken” when he hit the meridian and launched his truck over the ditch.

mach chicken by Konsch August 1, 2008

MAchar AZA #1887

A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)

"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"

MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Ralph Macchio 

The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.

Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.

Ralph Macchio by Evdonfbwunw August 16, 2017