Must Masturbate March

The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.

im failing school because of must masturbate march

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Macurbate

a. To use an Apple device for long periods of time.

b. To love an iDevice to the point you forget everything else.

James got the new iPhone 5 and he's going to macurbate all weekend.

by xGeorgex October 9, 2012

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

Masturbae

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 17, 2018