Maritza

A short gorgeous girl who sucks dick

Oooooo I want Maritza

by Zoee kabobs May 1, 2018

Maggitwork

A variation of "make it work".

Y: "Ohhhh, our trombones are not gonna fit there..."

Z: "Bahhhh, we'll MAGGITWORK!"

by The Pink Unicorn Nxt 2 Charlie July 5, 2009

Maritzabellia

Maritzabellia's usually known as mari are short girls with a hollerster sweaters and or bags. Have big beautiful eyes and are always laughing. They work at Forever 21 and enjoy eating at Quiznos subs. The best things come in small packages.

Wow that girl with a hollerster sweater is such a Maritzabellia.

by Amiga de mari August 27, 2009

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

suny maritime football

A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.

"Where do you play football?"

"Suny Maritime football.."

"Oh what division?"

"D3"

"You guys good?"

"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"

by Conspiracy69 February 18, 2009

mangitis

A male that is said to have a man-gina

Dude you have mangitis

by blakis012 June 22, 2008