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Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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The Mailman

A man who always delievers in the clutch.
Sports-related mostly.

This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.

Mailman-Big man on Campus
"Hey Billy, did you know they call me the mailman because all i do is deliever babyy.
by The Prime Time Performer April 10, 2009
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mailman

A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.
Dax is a maleman, why? because he thinks terry's mom is hot.
by The Dutch Dictionary October 1, 2003
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mairead

TOTAL LOSER!!!! Biggest loser in school, no style at all
by joe February 18, 2005
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mailan

Adj.

The best artistic digital couple the world has never seen.

We say that when the couple are artistic sexy, alternative and mix (If they are the same colours it doesnt count)
The couple has a super taste in music, incredible talent in art, know how to do roleplay.
Kevin: "Woaa did you notice that milan go out with maia"

Marica:"yer I heard of that they are so mailan"
by Franklin2000 June 20, 2017
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Maile

Maile is a beautiful girl that lifts her friends up with the best advice. She is always liked by the guys and her crushes always like her back. Very Very Very rarly does a boy not have a crush on Maile back. she is super sweet and her best friend Scotlynd will kill you if you think otherwise!
who is that?

that’s maile!!!
by palestoneofthefriendgroup November 10, 2019
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