The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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Sports-related mostly.
This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.
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Sports-related mostly.
This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.
Mailman-Big man on Campus
by The Prime Time Performer April 10, 2009
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by The Dutch Dictionary October 1, 2003
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The best artistic digital couple the world has never seen.
We say that when the couple are artistic sexy, alternative and mix (If they are the same colours it doesnt count)
The couple has a super taste in music, incredible talent in art, know how to do roleplay.
The best artistic digital couple the world has never seen.
We say that when the couple are artistic sexy, alternative and mix (If they are the same colours it doesnt count)
The couple has a super taste in music, incredible talent in art, know how to do roleplay.
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Marica:"yer I heard of that they are so mailan"
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