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see planters;T-mac jumps so high his nuts are in the defenders mouth, so it must be planters.
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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Mac Syndrome

An affliction that most people, even full-grown adults, suffer from when they receive their first Apple computer. Symptoms of Mac Syndrome include obsessive use of Photobooth and of all its photo-filters, recording videos using the pre-mentioned filters as well, and proceeding to upload every single one to facebook or any other social networking site. While not contagious, it is highly aggrivating, to the point where certain friends of the person may blatantly tell them to stop and shut the fuck up.
Girl: I just got my new iMac! I'm going to invite everyone over and take pictures!

Guy: Awesome, have fun!

*ten thousand PhotoBooth sessions later, all of them uploaded to facebook*

Guy: Oh my god, you've got Mac Syndrome out the ying-yang. Shut the fuck up.
by matthejew September 26, 2009
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mac computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Mac computer and I can't get it to work!
by MACS spelt backward is SCAM January 13, 2009
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Apple Mac

The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexpensive. Despite this, it was overtaken in popularity by the introduction of Windows and the PC. Today, it is loathed and loved by many. It is mostly used for artistic purposes such as movie and picture editing and it uses this as its main argument in the PC v Mac war. Personally, I prefer PC. I was put off Mac due to the annoying Mac fan boys that have had a mouth to asshole transplant and are spewing crap all over me. I do however, have a lot of respect for the Mac computer.
Person: So what do you think of the Windows XP?

Mac Fan boy: z0mfg mac is FTW cuz it5 so 1337 c0mpar3d to j00 st00pid PC lulz. i c4n mak3 3pic m0vi3s.

Person: Tell me, why do i hang out with you? I mean Apple Mac's are good but seriously.
by Tremaine1 April 26, 2008
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canon mac hs

A ghetto ass school where the students are actually the shit unlike pths. When walking through the halls, roasting and crying can be heard at all times. Here, the girls are like big macs... Greasy af and only cost a dollar. Fights are often and always start because of pregnancy, STDs , or yogurt. We all obviously have vodka in our school water bottles so we must all go without and be dehydrated 24\7. Canon Mac highschool is located in the middle of Hoetown.
A synonym for Canon Mac hs is Heroine High.
by -xx1234 May 23, 2016
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Quad-Mac

A double double big mac sandwich. Probably the most mac anyone can eat
Yo can I get a Quad-Mac with fries and a coke?
I could go for a Quad-Mac right about now.
by arcview February 27, 2007
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