asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Mustache Lips

When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina

Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.

by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015

mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

by JBizzum October 9, 2008