block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

by arod23 June 11, 2016

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.

"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"

by No§ March 23, 2010

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.

"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."

by BekVicious December 18, 2009

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010

Shot Monster

The act of taking filling two shot glasses with alcohol, dumping them both in your mouth, and then holding the glasses over your eyes like goggles and making monster noises. Usually a residual amount of alcohol will actually pour into your eyes and your eyes turn bloodshot and burn and you'll start actually screaming. This is knows as "Full Monster".

Bro 1: Rawrrr I'm the shot monster!
(vodka splashes into eyes)
Bro 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Full Monster)

by ShotMonster September 5, 2010