The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010
Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
by Corey the best Definer October 18, 2017
"I Fucking Hate" Mondays. Term coined in youtube video, and now on a commercial. Similar to TGI Fridays - IFH Mondays!
(office scene) "Argh" **You Grumble** "Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?" (reference movie Office Space)**Says annoying cheery morning-person co-worker, walking past** "IFH Mondays!" **You reply**
by goochbug January 12, 2009
Time honoured tradition that comes from a common phenomena which sees an individual unable to successful complete one's laundry duties on the weekend.
"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"
by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009
cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
by stefmart November 29, 2010
An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day
Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
by THEGOGNAHT April 12, 2011
The tournament of kings. It features a teuchter who indulges in beastiality, a keeper who has the same refereeing capability as a dead weasel and large amount of cursing.
'Fuck! That's a pen!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
by Garry2 February 14, 2005