Mike 

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

Mike by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mike 

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.

Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.

Mike by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022

Mike 

SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.

Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.

Mike by Mike laurente June 4, 2022

Mike 

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

Mike by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

Mike 

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

Mike by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022

mike 

him.

mike is him.

mike by realfactos101 September 10, 2022

mike 

the majik man ! i fucking love that bitch !! all hail camel man

" mikes so fucking sexy "
" REAAALL hes so autism sexy hot man "

mike by majicmikeREAL November 20, 2022