Microsoft

A technology corporation named after a microscopic and soft dick.

Oh and also, fuck you kim jong un

Crackhead: Ooooh look a microsoft building

Crackhead with dirty mind: Ayoooo

by Kanye Southeast December 31, 2022

Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!

Microsoft Bing = 💀

by RandomGenZDude October 06, 2023

Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.

As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.

by Fasteroid May 07, 2023

Microsoft Rewards

a program on the internet that gives you giftcards

I used microsoft rewards to get a robux gift card!

by mr nobodyu October 29, 2023