Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!

Microsoft Bing = 💀

by RandomGenZDude October 6, 2023

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021