Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.

Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.

by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025

Fnaustilix Maximus

the latin word for something that tastes really good

Koksimus "wow these fries are very good"
Dausimux "yea they sure are Fnaustilix Maximus!"

by koksefader March 8, 2019

Virgus maximus

Steriotipical nerd, this being is known for having a hard-on on pokemon, going so far that it will by the to yearly releases.
It is also a massive weeb, watching over 50 anime or more.

It is also the tail end of many school shooter jokes.

-I bought pokemon sword and shield
- what a virgus maximus

by Edgy thing December 4, 2019

Maximus Glutonus

The Maximus Glutonus is the scientific term for a butt. 'nuff said.

„Are you ready for your Maximus Glutonus Transplant, Mr. Welton?"

by CoolGuy17000 June 21, 2018

Maximus

the supreme or ultimate reality. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped (as in Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism) as creator and ruler of the universe

Maximus is the ultimate supreme being.

by iMaximus June 15, 2022