Noun: Traditionally a New Mexican celebration lasting all day long that entails slaughtering, butchering, and burying a pig in a bed coals for a slow roast. Then a large dinner to feast upon. Also, reference to an intriguing evening spent with a female shared by two males that encapsulates ones wildest dreams, hence a pig roasting on a spit.
Chester: Yo, we gotta get this girl back to the crib.
Chris: Fool you think she's really down?
Chester: Hell yeah she's down, she was as giving us dances at the club.
Jane Doe: You two ready for this mantanza?
Chester: I told you bitch, that Rossi gets these pussies Glossi!
Chris: SWAG!
Chris: Fool you think she's really down?
Chester: Hell yeah she's down, she was as giving us dances at the club.
Jane Doe: You two ready for this mantanza?
Chester: I told you bitch, that Rossi gets these pussies Glossi!
Chris: SWAG!
by SWAGWHOOP November 12, 2011
Get the Mantanza mug.A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
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mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
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mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
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1) I was at the club yesterday getting mamta'd up and down the dance floor and today I woke up with bruises all over my leg. 2) There were no seats left at in the bar, and some girl just came and sat on me - I totally got mamta'd
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Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
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