Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Married

Zina And Dwayne ;)

Lotte: How is it with you and Dwayne.
Zina: oh we married now

by Opdebeeck November 29, 2021

Married

To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.

Hym "Yeah, I don't really want to be married though..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Married at 18

(Alcohol)
A very weak alcoholic beverage made more for taste than for getting drunk.

Different from a Virgin drink that has no alcohol.

“This drink isn’t a virgin, but definitely married at 18.”

by Golden Bear 42 December 28, 2025