real madrid

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

Tina Majorino

The actress who portrays the computer whiz "Cindy Mackenzie" in the CW's detective show "Veronica Mars" Also was "Deb" in "Napoleon Dynamite" as well as the lead character "Alice In Wonderland" and currently starring on HBO's "Big Love" as "Heather Tuttle"

Me: "Hey I wonder what the cast of Veronica Mars is up to?"
YOU: "Oh, Jason Dohring was on 'Moonlight' as Josef, Kristen Bell is on 'Heroes' as Elle, and Tina Majorino is on 'Big Love' as Heather."

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

mabrie

see slut.

That girl just took a guy into her room for sloppy seconds. Ugh...so Mabrie.

by Doodie Burger March 13, 2010

Maerial

When someone at a hockey match tries to throw up an aerial (a high ball in the air) and then completely flops it by throwing it either in completely the wrong direction or behind them, possibly hitting a spectator. Is a combination of the words missed and aerial. Can also be called a Faerial (but doesn't quite have the same ring to it).

Ball flies past spectators and smashes window;
spectator 1: wow that was a terrible aerial
spectator 2: Great Maerial!

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

Madriany

Madriany is a name for anyone awesome that is Italian, and super cute. This person can make anyone's day just by saying "hi." This person tends to be loved by everyone around him, and generally has an amazing taste in music. He is also a good screamer.

Mary: "Aww, look at Adrian, he's so madriany!"
Damon: "Indeed, bro. That he is."

by Amaryn March 27, 2011