A glam rock metal band from American Samoa with hit titles such as "Fa'afafine Sucked My Weenie" and "Condom in a Hat".
by Slut Magnet Front Man March 28, 2014
Metallica album released in 2008 which many saw as a redemption for Metallica as it was reminiscent of the thrash metal style which Metallica originally was. Suicide and Redemption is a fucking badass song.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 06, 2018
Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it
by broomdj December 21, 2017
A person, usually a female, who has a record of dating multiple military servicemen. Different from a tag chaser in that a tag magnet doesn't "chase" these military suitors, they are "chased". Defined by the accidental track record for dating of military men rather than seeking them out, as well as lacking ulterior motives related to dating these men due to their jobs.
by NYC.hearts.me February 28, 2014
(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 05, 2010
a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010
An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016