A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!
by DeCaldo May 14, 2018
by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021
An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.
by ExoPaul October 20, 2012
by Chilifart August 10, 2023
Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
Someone who unnecessarily talks shit about people to make themselves feel better, even though they themselves are just pitiful and begging for attention.
by Eggy_Sort July 5, 2018