A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesn’t have a job or doesn’t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained “mental conditions”

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.
Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she can’t see it!
by YouCantDoThat June 22, 2019
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alpha loser

An Alpha loser is a man or women (Redpill,PUA,MGTOW,Feminist,ect.) Who believe they are the head of there social groups or society and try to force there beliefs to others through multimedia outlets. They believe in bizzare sterytypes and often despise there counterparts (opposite genders,successful people,ect.) They see themselves as a superior while they can easily be spotted to have one or more of the following traits (low self esteem, superficial, hypocritical, delusional, obnoxious, ect.)
Guy 1: I'm a master pua, women need a man to guide them just now I went and got that girls number.
Guy 2: what do you mean you pretty much invaded her space while breathing down her neak asking her for her number.
Guy 3: the only thing you master is being an alpha loser.

Women 1: Men are such pigs, women deserve a better pay than them since they get most jobs and a upper hand in society

Women 2: you do know the wage gap has been debunked right aswell sell as every other thing you think is wrong with our 'man rulled society' stop being an alpha loser
by Your good friend Google December 24, 2016
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loser fountain

A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.
Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.
by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023
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loser shit

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.
Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'
by -PabloEscobar December 02, 2016
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Loser Mcloserson

A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.
"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"
by hey797 March 15, 2010
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PT Loser

Chevy HHR. Late out of the gate second rate retro clone. Also refers to owners/drivers of same.
HHR owners are just PT Losers.
by QZ Doran October 03, 2007
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born loser

When no matter how much you try you are always a loser.
The born loser, not because i chose to be but because all the bad shit happends to me
by some polak November 02, 2004
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