Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

by BeastaaH January 9, 2011

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017

trimming a loaf

excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.

"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."

by crapking79 April 29, 2010

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008