Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.

"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!

by Artien December 20, 2008

Lizard lick

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.

She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick

by The real Jack Skellington July 2, 2017

lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.

Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.

by Tristor March 26, 2005

Fender Lizard

One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.

Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!

by sexymatador24 March 8, 2010

lizard lip

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.

Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!

by sandstorm810 October 27, 2011

Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010