literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

Literal Hell

P.I. at Best Buy, Oof.

"Wow best buy P.I. is literal hell, don't you think boyo?"

by Ooof Man August 30, 2018

literally

1. actual and truthfully; seriously

2. literally the opposite of literally

1. Bob: Did you hear that Joe jumped off that cliff

Jim: Yeah, he had to go to the hospital because he broke his spine, when I went to visit him, we was literally in a full

body cast

2. Emma: OMG, this is so funny, I'm literally dying right now.

Lily: LOL, I'm literally dead

by chickenpotpython September 3, 2018

Socially and Culturally Literate

An individual with a sense of personal, social and cultural identity.

Mr Mtashar’s 2018 year 12 Society and Culture class are very socially and culturally literate.

by raysif September 6, 2018

Literally

Figuratively. People who say it almost always mean figuratively.

Literally everyone who uses "literally" means "figuratively."

by Thisisthenameyourdefinitions May 23, 2018

5-Liter-Tag

1. Derived from German ("five liter day"), a phrase describing a the plan to drink at least 5 liters (1.32 gallons / 176 fl oz) of beer on a given day, which is widely considered the perfect amount.

2. May also be used as a verb

1. Kevin: "Guys! 5-Liter-Tag today, ja?"
Everyone: "ok" *starts drinking*

2. Manuel: "Dude, i'm totally gonna 5-liter-tag today, bro!"
Victor: "Oh, sweet. It's lit!"

by oddsmeister March 1, 2019