Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 03, 2007
Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 27, 2020
usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
by hoorada July 28, 2020
She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 19, 2011
just like onika voodoo, when someone places negative energy towards Lalisa Manoban aka Lisa Manoban from blackpink in any form at all, which karma will indeed come to play when said someone least expects it.
this dude just called Lisa Tiffany. Lisa’s extentions will somehow flick his face from metres away. that’s just how Lisa Voodoo works!!
by lalisasdick on ig April 17, 2019
A name from a Malaysian drama that sparked fire among the Malaysian celebrity Janna Nick and toxic blackpink stans. The artist that it was named after, Lisa from Blackpink does not give f and doesn't care at all, so are the people of Korea. The Malaysians just want something to argue about lol.
Random Malay guy: "Yo, have you heard about the Lisa blackpig thing in Malaysia?"
Random Korean guy: "무슨 소리 야?"
Random Korean guy: "무슨 소리 야?"
by Not a kpop fan. February 23, 2021
Rhyming slang for randy.
by Gary Glitter the face sitter May 06, 2023