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Red Anus Licking Toads 

Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple

linkin park 

A heavily overrated band that teenaged somehow depressed suburban kids "connect" to. All their songs is lyrically and musically the same. The band lacks diversity and skill and their rapper sucks he is not even a good rapper in rock terms with the using of same words perfusely and and runs one detail of one subject to the ground. Face it kids they suck and you know it, go listen to some good music like Stone Temple Pilots, RATM, Faith No More, shit even some Foo Fighters and Audioslave will do.
LP fan : Linkin Park rocks their music is the soundtrack of my life.

Smart induvidual: dude, you live in the fucking suburbs why are you depressed dumbass. I have to worry about getting shot in my hood. quit posing bastard.
linkin park by 1 July 15, 2008

linkin park 

-Everything that is wrong with radio, music on television, and America.
-They ruin eveyone's day when they come on the radio, because the only thing worse than a punk-emo band is a nu-metal emo band....that thinks they can rap.
-Their fanbase generally consists of suburban 'rebel' teens who started listening to LP in response to N'Sync and Creed.
Of course, Linkin Park is no better than Creed or Nickelback, etc.
-Apparently Linkin Park makes them feel hard & streetwise, as their fans are usually snotty, hot topic shoppers, who empower the capitalist machine by buying the crappy corporate music and clothing pushed to them.
Dude 1- Man this mosquito has been buzzing round my ear all day and it's annoyin the shit outta me!
Dude 2- No dude, that is just Linkin Park, they've been on the radio all day ever since they sucked Rupert Murdoch's dick.
linkin park by Hozzle May 24, 2007

Linkin Park 

An overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop act that calls itself "rock" or "metal" because they happen to be very slightly, marginally heavier than other, nearly identical overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop acts such as N'Sync.
Linkin Park is to music as McDonald's is to food
Linkin Park by d3d November 6, 2006

linkin park 

the crappy nu metal with the annoying crying baby lead singer. they have the fan base of 15 year old bitches who watch too much mtv.
do u know linkin park?

yeah, i know that overrated band which their music videos being too overplayed on mtv.
linkin park by fgsdfgsdg April 24, 2007

Linkin Park 

1. Linkin Park, rather than being manly, are Little Girly Boys.

2. I prefer Linkin Park's music, it relates to my Little Girly Boy side.
Linkin Park by F-Dub February 21, 2009