lfmf

Learn from my fail

James: "Dude, what happened to you last night??"

David: "Well, I smoked a good six bowls and did about 15 rumple shots.. long story short, I woke up south of the border in nothing but a sombrero and had an empty horse tranquilizer in my hand... lfmf

by tralallaa October 24, 2010

LFD (lucky fucking dick)

A sexually aroused penis that is constantly penetrating, without condom, one or more holes during an intense act of attractive homosexual sexual intercourse.

Having barebacked all 20 men at last night's sex party I was convinced that I have one hell of an LFD (Lucky Fucking Dick).

by FucksItRaw May 27, 2017

LFA

Low Functioning Autism

Brian has LFA

by ejhman June 1, 2018

LFH

Long flowing hair

He had LFH in his wedding picture.

by former anatomy student January 24, 2011

LFP

Looking For Pussy

"Hey what's this guy doing here "
"Oh he's LFP"

by Peepeepoopy August 6, 2017

A.L.F

Funniest shit I've ever seen

"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

S.I.L.F

Sheep I'd Like to Fuck sheep shagger} - A common welshism/bristolian term, often quoted whilst at the local farmers market.

'Cooor, that there Black Mountains a bee-uty!'

'Aye, she's a right S.I.L.F'

by PoL, Gas, Cymraeg. July 3, 2008