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Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.
"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"
by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007
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leftector

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).
Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.
by pal2008b March 11, 2009
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lefticle

Lick my lefticle.
by jeronimo111 June 10, 2010
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left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.
by s2k ftw September 18, 2013
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Leftalk

Leftalk : Left (n.) talk (n.) any discussion or conversation pertaining to all aspects of left-handedness. To converse by means of spoken language. To articulate words relevant to topic, left-handedness.
We were having a long conversation relating to all aspects of left-handedness and being engaged in leftalk lasted for hours.
by Lhander January 16, 2015
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left cheek left cheek

What cheek is your radio in? Left cheek left cheek!
by Jake camp July 4, 2016
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Left toe

It is a slang way to say “I killed a squirrel
by Heydude12345 November 1, 2018
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