LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

lajingo

sex machine

April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo.
Jade: woah, whos that guy?
April: Woah its Grant.
Jade: Oh I have heard of that guy.

by April and Jade February 14, 2009

laminosity

noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.

Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?

John: In laminosity?

George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...

by laden_swallow09 August 7, 2010

laminin

the glue that holds each cell to on another.

if the laminin was not in you, you would be a wet spot on the ground.

by markleer February 22, 2011

Laminak

1. A noun. A person who has reached the highest level of social status. A person who really stands out and does everything without a hint of effort. They carry out their day-to-day life in the coolest of manners and nothing is too much for them.

To be a trueLaminak, one must know how to be and act like a Laminak without trying to be a Laminak.

2. A noun. Someone who has an outstanding desire for lamb.

1. That guy there, he's a trueLaminak, he finished that 16 inch pizza in five minutes himself without even complaining about the meat sweats.
'He's a total Laminak, he's flying without wings.' 'Mate that's called falling'. 'Nah that's called being trueLaminak'.

2. Mate I am laminak, I could totally eat that herd of sheep. I'm trueLaminak.

by Laminak1 November 13, 2011

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Lainie

Lainie. She and her name are so precious that to define publicly and risk having Lainie’s name defiled would be to sin.

Lainie will define herself. She will discover her strengths and talents and thrive and flourish and will be raised well by people with good intentions.

by Realsmill July 30, 2019