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foreskin lasagna 

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
foreskin lasagna by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
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blood lasagna

When u put period blood in lasanga to attract ur lover.
Girl just make him a blood lasagna's to keep him coming back
blood lasagna by StarZ420 May 25, 2017

BITCH LASAGNA

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BITCH LASAGNA by SNOWYFLYS March 5, 2019

Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck
Parched Lasagna by You sad human March 20, 2019

Fish Lasagna 

Clean version of “Bitch Lasagna”, by Pewdiepie. It still means the same thing as ‘Bitch Lasagna’.
Some kid vibin at 3AM:
Fish Lasagna, Fish Lasagna, T-series ain’t nothin but a Fish Lasagna.”

Poop lasagna 

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.
Poop lasagna by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

I Eat Lasagna 

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I Eat Lasagna by Death Menace January 14, 2023