Listening

Something a Enraged girlfriend can't do

Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"

by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021

Listen to women

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Hym "You- LISTEN TO WOMEN!? PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? LISTEN TO- PFFFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

Second-hand listening

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.

"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."

by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021

Listen to Hym

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...

Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Passive Listener

When someone should be listening to what you are saying but they are mentally too busy thinking of what they want to say or are interrupting you to get their point across or jump ahead of you telling the story because they can't wait for you to finish. This causes them to ask a question about the thing you are talking about before you are able to get it out or ask about something you said but they missed because they aren't really listening. As opposed to an active listener who is genuinely interested in hearing what you are trying to tell them regarding an incident or a story or information.

You: So I told her don't be all up in my business because. ..
Them: So she left or stayed or what?

You: I'm trying to tell you what happened. Don't be such a passive listener.

by Wordy Smith March 22, 2015

listenable

a word used for something that that you'd listen to/you listen to

His songs are not amazing but they're listenable
Adam 22 podcasts are listenable

by inexorabllee September 17, 2018

Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021