A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
Girl A: I love my leaf sheep. It's so cute and tiny and soaks up the green of whatever it eats! <3
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
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A phrase associated with Malden Catholic (or "MC" for short), a catholic all-boys school in Malden Massachusetts who's mascot is the Lancer. the phrase "Lancer Pride" was invented by kool aid drinkers and sycophants in MC's administration and alumni community and is meant for use in a warm and fuzzy context. However it is more commonly used in a sarcastic manner when talking about the numerous MC grads who were cool when they attended MC 20-25 years ago but are now pathetic losers.
**Some crappy Malden/Everett/Revera area bar**
Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah
Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.
Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"
*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*
Loud creepy guy, early 40's, wearing "MC Alumni' shirt -" Blah Blah if coach had played me more back in '97 wed've won the state title and I would have made it to the NHL blah blah I was awesome at lacrosse too blah blah working at Cumby's sucked so I quit and told my boss to F himself blah blah I got laid all the time senior year blah blah did I mention I was awesome at lacrosse too? blah blah blah
Barfly #1 (other end of the bar) - "The tool in the Malden Catholic shirt grew up down the street from me. After MC he flunked out of Salem State, then flunked out of Bunker Hill . He's been living rent free with his parents ever since. Last month he got fired from cumby's for offering to blow a dude in the parking lot for vikes.
Barfly #2- "Ha! Lancer Pride!"
*clinking bottles in a sarcastic toast*
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Get the lanculous mug.of you lived in lancaster , you should know it is sucks and it is nothing to do down here and people will get mad at you for going to right path lol . Lancaster only has the bowling alley and thats trash , of anybody moves here tell them to go back where they came people cause it was probably better there then it is here . there is no fun places in this little town unless u try tumble and roll and your like 4 lol . um so "DONT COME TO LANCASTER< IT SUCKS! and none of are schools are good :)
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I also had Lance Lalinjaman in my life.
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