To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. Local Ass Bitch, a person who is from a certain place and is sort of popular in that place, but only because they don't go anywhere else and are around so much people just know them for being around so much.
by Swamp juice June 13, 2014
Get the LABmug. An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
Get the Lab tech Paulmug. 
Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.
I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.
by genericnoname May 1, 2023
Get the Dark Labsmug. When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.
(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kicknickinthenet January 2, 2008
Get the lab dancemug. by ZooBatCoward October 21, 2021
Get the labmug.