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The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.
-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!
by Mtaylor1057 March 27, 2009
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Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.
Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone
by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010
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carnal knowledge

An act of sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not a spouse, who has not attained the age of sixteen years.
My third grade teacher was hot dude... she had sex with me after class one day, which I come to find out qualifies as carnal knowledge.
by Pacitosan September 6, 2007
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Knowledge

My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."
My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."
by Knowing stuff is cool March 20, 2017
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drop some knowledge

to receive oral sex or the act of oral sex
josh-so did that chick at the party last night drop some knowledge?

ray-hell yeah! she gave me head on the ride to her place.
by partyliquor08 October 8, 2008
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Inner Knowledge

some fucking spiritual hippie ass bullshit. Usually people who think their indie, or hippie use this phrase
by mauahahahahaha January 31, 2009
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back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.
Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.
by Dat Dude 1. July 7, 2011
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