kevins bitch ass

A small kid that usually is a dick with a small peins

Kevin: I fucked your mom
Person 1: She told me you have a small penis
Kevins Bitch ass

by The Call him Kevin Bitch tits April 20, 2018

Kevin Nguyen

The Asian equivalent to "Chad"

Oh my, look at Kevin Nguyen over there. I hope he invites us to his table.

by toms1972 January 7, 2022

Stupid Kevin

A flipper who shits in his own watering hole.

Stupid Kevin is at it again!

by Jimjohnson52247 August 14, 2018

Kevin

A badass motherfucker that knows how to party. Is very athletic and the best at everything!! If you know a Kevin that guy must be a fucken badass to be there.

Kevin is a badass motherfucker!!

by legitguy19 October 26, 2014

Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too

Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet his name must be Kevin.

by Lovely42 May 21, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a wonderful pigeon once owned by Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Directioners as he helps us to remember iconc One Direction Video Diaries. He is friends with all the 1D boys and is popular with millions of people around the world.

"kevin!"- shouted Louis at the top of his voice

by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020

kevin max

Brilliant singer/writer/songwriter/poet.
One-third of super-huge Christian group, DC Talk.

See also: best singer in the universe

"Wow, Bono is almost as good as Kevin Max."

by H-T July 20, 2004