French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 02, 2022

Sheeeesh Kebab

Sheeeesh Kebab is a phrase you say to show excitement or to use in situations where you don't know what to say. Commonly used by wannabe chads or gangsta. Often the word chicken is added in between.

Person 1- My uncle passed..
Person 2-....
Person 2- Sheeeesh Kebab

Or Else
Person 2- Sheeeesh Chicken Kebab

by @_!#5c\%#@@#ĘĆ@æ April 04, 2022

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 31, 2024

Ibn kebab

Ibn (son) of a goat
Like agueros son

Like ronaldos son

Ibn kebab: son of kebab
“Wow you are kebabs son? I want to fuck your dad

by ArabPicassoKebab May 20, 2021

Bibb Kebab

A turd.

"It looks like Vic left 'em the old Bibb Kebab in granny's birdbath!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion September 27, 2016

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 14, 2018