Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

kebab face

Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.

Oi kebab face come here!

by ghettoaf April 10, 2016

Droylsden Kebab

A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden

When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab

by IamTron07 March 3, 2020

Kebab

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend

2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.

1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab

Fella 2: not too bad mate

2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate

by lil_mau February 17, 2022

Kebab tekniker

A Turkish guy who goes Teknik in Sweden and he is on the food committee. HE promises to make sure that we have Kebab to lunch every day of the week and on the weekend and his real name is Serkan.

1Hey kebab teknikern what will it be for lunch today
2 (kebab teknikern) Kebab what else
1 ok why
Kebab teknikern BEcause Islam is Kebab And Kebab is Life! and also because kebab tastes good.

by Koalapower September 26, 2017

Creamy kebab

When a mormon gets a stink fart in there face

Ahh man in seminary some did a creamy kebab in my face and I liked it

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009