Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

Kansas drill experiment

a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill

hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.

by big Angela February 20, 2022

Kansas Easy Bake

When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.

That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.

by BloYeetHitSkeet June 8, 2018

Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.

Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.

by KS HS June 7, 2020

kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014