Kansas City Kitty

>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.

The Kansas City Kitty is a woman you don't want to mess with, she will not take any crap!

by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018

Kansas Easy Bake

When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.

That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.

by BloYeetHitSkeet June 8, 2018

Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.

Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.

by KS HS June 7, 2020

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Take Her To Kansas

To Take someone to pound town

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”

by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023

Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.

“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

by The Gee man 69420 June 15, 2020