>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.
by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018
That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.
by BloYeetHitSkeet May 23, 2018
“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”
by yrtnevercared February 27, 2023
The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
by The Gee man 69420 June 16, 2020
A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
by B. Long/stay hard December 15, 2020
by Joshisbrofresh July 05, 2021
When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015