kippercrotch

A term used to describe an unwashed and very fishy smelling vagina.
"Kipper" is the name of smoked herrings wish have an extremely potent fishy smell and are eaten for breakfast by some posh idiots in england

"I was gonna eat out sally but she has the worst case of 'kippercrotch' ive ever known".

Damn you gotta kippercrotch

by Iain Withers. June 11, 2006

kipped

Totally and completely messed up - usually applies to technology.

Did you hear that our new computer is already kipped? We'll have to completely wipe it and start from scratch.

by Shotgun Sam March 5, 2008

Kippage

A nautical term for unfriendly sailors aboard ship keeping overly rowdy company with one another on long voyages. In use, very similar to the word, nobbling, which is used on land by landlubbers to mean doing the same sort of thing on terra firma.

By jove mate, you've really kippled me there, indeed I've certainly hada abit of kippage there.

by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

kipper

1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.

1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.

by Fishermanz0rz October 1, 2008

Kipp

A man who just can't stand talking to women. Also known as an incel.

Jesus you are such a kipp mate just talk to that girl over there!

by Raysus March 9, 2020

kipslak

Mythological animal. Its a crossing between a snail and a chicken.

Wow, look that kipslak, I wish I was a kipslak.

by kleurenmuis June 17, 2009

Kippenberger

A person with divine skill in everything they do. One who is pure awesomeness.

Wow! Bailey is a natural! He must be none other than a kippenberger!

by TheDreamxxl April 28, 2014