Ku Jitsu

The machinations of racist lawmakers and legislators during and after the reconstruction era to preserve the status quo.

Extra-judicial activities of the Ku Klux Klan and other white supremacist groups.

Getting away with blatant racism.

How did segregation last a hundred years after the Civil War? That was some real ku jitsu.

Brad lit a bunch of crosses on fire last night, in a display of ku jitsu.

Kevin called his coworker a racial slur and HR didn’t even investigate it. How he keeps practicing ku jitsu is beyond me.

by birdsnplanes June 7, 2021

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021

dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

jiu jitsu

The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.

My friend got me in a jiu jitsu armbar.

by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022

Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.

Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*

by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020