The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.

Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

by thebreakofday May 6, 2009

judgement day

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."

Honey, take the trash out, tomorrows Judgement Day.

by We get pwned February 18, 2005

Judgematic

unable to fairly judge problems due to being biased

People are so judgematic due to bullshit.

by Gothicc Princess August 18, 2020

jugene

Jugene’s are multifaceted beams of light.

Tall and muscular in structure and as handsome as they come.

They have the power to brighten any room they walk into, simultaneously making every women swoon.

They’re strong, independent and rather sexual beings.

They’re compassionate, creative and have a zest for life.

Always ready to help someone in need and never speak of it.

A godly man.

Friend : you have that twinkle in your eye again

Ellie : ahh, just thinking of Jugene

by EGator April 17, 2020

Jude Duarte

A knife-carrying, gorgeous, ambitious mortal girl who gets the opportunity to live in Faerie. She definitely makes the best of it and uses her mortality to her advantage.

A role model for all girls.

Person 1: "I want to be like Jude Duarte!"
Person 2: "Good choice, I brought you up well."

by seaglassforever September 21, 2021

The Jude

An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"

Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem

by Paczki12 October 29, 2020

Judenfreude

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.

I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.

by juden1982 July 13, 2010