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joshua

its root has said to come from the deep south mostly referring to people who fornicate with barnyard animals, and the like. Cause of is usually because of extremely small penis

A man, dim wit, who chooses the life of complete mediocrity,

A man who refuses to provide for his family
"get that joshua off that cow"

"he wants to be a bricklayer, what a joshua"

"man my family is starving, I am such a joshua"
by reallyawesom MAN February 3, 2010
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Joshua

Joshua u are a cheating bastard
by Cheaters April 8, 2017
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Joshua

A Joshua is supa athletic. He is very handsome and popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if you say something wrong he will attack you. Joshua has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very unsensitive so if you break a Joshua's heart he will move on and act like nothing happened. A Joshua always has a boy best friend called Oliver who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.
A group of girls and boys are sitting down at lunch. "OMG, look at that handsome, popular and athletic boy! He has to be a Joshua!" says one of the girls. The Joshua has just scored a full 100 metre intercept try.

"I wish i was a Joshua." says a boy gloomily.
by All_Blackz_Are_Awesome_910 October 18, 2018
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Joshua

A fucking retarded ape who lies around doing nothing, but play stupid ass free-to-play games such as Fortnite, League of Legends, Paladins, etc. Tells himself that he's going to work out for at least an hour, but ends up doing it for 20 minutes. Has low expectations and hates himself deeply. Avoid this kind of Joshua at all times. Also a creepy fuck.
Girl 1: Hey, is that a Joshua?
Girl 2: Ew, gross! Stay away from him.
Girl1: RUN!!!!!!
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Joshua

Joshua's , especially mine, are metal loving men who may be small but have amazing personalities and rock'n bodies. They are super sweet but can become really sensitive when their heart is broken. Joshua's are extremely loveable and treat all their girlfriends , as he thinks they are, which sometimes is a princesses. Joshua, like this, are hard to find but extremely lucky to have. They are the best guys you will ever met, and if you are lucky enough to, go out with. Once you get him, it will extremely hard to lose. Relationships with Joshua's often last a long time and go through so much but you and joshua will get through it all together,
Girl 1: I am going out with Joshua. It is the best experience i have ever had
Girl 2: OMG! He is the best guy ever! But you got him before me (sad face)
Girl 1: I love him soo much!
Joshua: Not as much as i love you!
by Moshua1206 August 3, 2018
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Joshua

by Yours truly, SHAGGY January 31, 2019
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Joshua

A clown and dummy boy 🤷🏽 ♀️🤷🏽 ♀️But cool sometimes but still a major cloooownnnn💀🤡🤡🤡🤡and a Alien 👽
Example sentence:Joshua likes to go to the circus because he likes clout and he is a clown.
by Cool kidz only August 7, 2019
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