san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

jose rosario

He gets every girl so if he's in your class, im sorry but you're outta luck cuz all the girls are focusing on him and not you. He'll fall in love with a Kianna but cheat on her with a Tanya. And he'll get Alexis a Riley.

You see Jose Rosario? He's so hot.

by TheTrueDefinitionist October 11, 2019

jose briseno

A big dick

I have a Jose Briseno

by John simims February 16, 2018

Jose Castillo

A Nuyorican hood legend, Artist Street hustler and fashion icon with the fur coat known to make profit out of nothing, from Queensbridge projects and celebrated in Brooklyn.

Being defined

Aye ! You got to sport the Jose Castillo shades with that coogi b!

I’m about to Jose Castillo the whole game up & make this bread

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell

I am Castillo baby, I’ll sell water to a well

by RudeBoyRanks January 13, 2020

Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.

- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck

by DubaiDude May 16, 2016

Jose Lopez

Jose Lopez is someone who sack rides the Cowboys all day. He thinks they are dem boyz but they ain’t

Jose Lopez lost a lot of money against the chiefs

by Pmoneu November 23, 2021

Jose Ayanca

Jose is the most amazing person I have ever met. He is my potato. I would be nothing without him. I want to be with him for a very long time. He is very quirky and cute. Being with Jose is better than anything I could ever dream about, every second I'm with him I feel like I'm floating. He will always be there for you when you need him and comfort you through everything. I could never live without being with Jose. He is very special and unique. Jose always knows how to make me smile and laugh. Never in my life have I felt like I wanted to be with someone so much. I promise my life and my love for Jose. Every day I learn something new about Jose and I am always reminded of how amazing he is. I have had so many amazing memories and moments with Jose. I hope I stay with Jose for a long time. He is the only person in the world I can imagine spending my life with. I love you, Jose

Jose Ayanca is the definition of perfect.

by 700@201 February 1, 2019