Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
Get the Jonahmug. by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
Get the jonah pridmanmug. Jonah is a lovable adorable person but sometimes a crybaby. He will throw tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. If he doesn’t like you he’ll show that. But he is really attached to the people he loves and will never leave nothing he cares behind
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. It’s getting reeeeaaallllyy hard for Jonah to not make fun of people doing this. He’s also good at Frenching, btw.
by People who know. November 23, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'
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by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012
Get the Uncle Jonah's Chargrillmug. Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.
by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023
Get the Jonah Lavinemug. umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
by dollvity June 17, 2023
Get the jonahmug.